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Universal Law In Funny Physics

2007-01-06T06:34:00.000-08:00

"Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Only Be
Transfered From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

1st Law:

"A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continues To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Breaks The Legs Of The Boy."

2nd Law:

"The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is The Same As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balnce. "

3rd Law:

"The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Guy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Proposing A Guy."

Funny Tittles

2006-12-21T06:08:00.000-08:00

1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya Administrator .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

18. Naukar PC Ka

19. 1942 -- A Bug Story

20. Kaho Na Virus Hai

21. Crash Se Crash Tak

22. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

23. Password De Ke Dekho

24. Terminal Apna Login Parayi

25. Mr. Network La

FRIENDSHIP ABC

2006-12-20T08:44:00.000-08:00

(A)ccepts You As You Are
(B)elieves In "You"
(C)alls You Just To Say "Hi"
(D)oesn't Give Up On You
(E)nvisions The Whole Of You (Even The Unfinished Parts)
(F)orgives Your Mistakes
(G)ives Unconditionally
(H)elps You
(I)nvites You Over
(J)ust "Be" With You
(K)eeps You Close At Heart
(L)oves You For Who You Are
(M)akes A Difference In Your Life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers Support
(P)icks You Up
(Q)uiets Your Fears
(R)aises Your Spirits
(S)ays Nice Things About You
(T)ells You The Truth When You Need To Hear It
(U)nderstands You
(V)alues You
(W)alks Beside You
(X)Plain Things You Don't Understand
(Y)ells When You Won't Listen And
(Z)aps You Back To Reality

Life Is Like A Garden

2006-12-20T08:38:00.000-08:00

Life Is Like A Garden
And Friendship Like A Flower,
That Blooms And Grows In Beauty
With The Sunshine And The Shower.

And Lovely Are The Blossoms
That Are Tended With Great Care,
By Those Who Work Unselfishly
To Make The Place More Fair.

And, Like The Garden Blossoms,
Friendship's Flower Grows More Sweet
When Watched And Tended Carefully
By Those We Know And Meet.

And, If The Seed Of Friendship
Is Planted Deep And True
And Watched With Understanding,
Friendship's Flower Will Bloom For You.

God & Me

2006-12-19T08:57:00.001-08:00

This Morning When God Opened A Window To Heaven, He Saw Me, And He asked:
"My Child, What Is Your Greatest Wish For Today? "
I Responded: "Please, Take Care Of The Person Who Is Reading This Message, Their Family And Their Special Friends. They Deserve It And I Love Them Very Much "

The Love Of God Is Like The Ocean, You Can See Its Beginning, But Not Its End.
This Message Works On The Day You Receive It.Let Us See If It Is True.

Chocolate & Lollipop

2006-12-19T08:57:00.000-08:00

Chocolate Said To A Lollipop : You Are Damn Sweet
Lollipop Said : Not As Sweet As The Person Reading This:-

Your Smile Makes Me Flat,
Your Talks Make Me Glad,
Your Company Makes Me Mad,
But Your Absence Makes Me Sad,
Be Always With Me My Dear Friend.