Universal Law In Funny Physics

"Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Only Be
Transfered From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "


1st Law:

"A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continues To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Breaks The Legs Of The Boy."

2nd Law:

"The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is The Same As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balnce. "

3rd Law:

"The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Guy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Proposing A Guy."